For the love of god, why did no one tell me that moccasins aren’t in fashion?
Ow. I forgot I was already wearing trousers and put my shorts on top. And the handle on my bag broke. WHY is life like this?
People are making fun of me because me and Kim called our baby North. And this coat is really hot. And these trousers are a bit silly. Just want to cry.
Jared Leto’s hair was so upsetting.
In other news, the rolled up sleeves on this shirt are really getting me down. Sob.
Great. Mine and Kim’s baby has arrived.
I cheated on Kim. I did bad. I’m sorry :(
I hit my head on a sign, god hates me.
So pleased that Kim is having my baby soon.