Everyone gets sad sometimes, even Kanye

I just loath teal.
Sep 10

I just loath teal.

For the love of god, why did no one tell me that moccasins aren’t in fashion?
Aug 22

For the love of god, why did no one tell me that moccasins aren’t in fashion?

Ow. I forgot I was already wearing trousers and put my shorts on top. And the handle on my bag broke. WHY is life like this?
Jul 9

Ow. I forgot I was already wearing trousers and put my shorts on top. And the handle on my bag broke. WHY is life like this?

People are making fun of me because me and Kim called our baby North. And this coat is really hot. And these trousers are a bit silly. Just want to cry.
Jun 21

People are making fun of me because me and Kim called our baby North. And this coat is really hot. And these trousers are a bit silly. Just want to cry.

Jared Leto’s hair was so upsetting.
Jun 19

Jared Leto’s hair was so upsetting.

In other news, the rolled up sleeves on this shirt are really getting me down. Sob.
Jun 17

In other news, the rolled up sleeves on this shirt are really getting me down. Sob.

Great. Mine and Kim’s baby has arrived.
Jun 17

Great. Mine and Kim’s baby has arrived.

I cheated on Kim. I did bad. I’m sorry :(
Jun 12

I cheated on Kim. I did bad. I’m sorry :(

I hit my head on a sign, god hates me.
May 14

I hit my head on a sign, god hates me.

So pleased that Kim is having my baby soon.
May 14

So pleased that Kim is having my baby soon.